You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

                         ~ Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Get your facts first, then distort them as you please.

                                                       ~ Mark Twain