How Not to Apply for a Job

English: I took photo of Eudora Welty at Natio...
I [Billy Hathorn] took photo of Eudora Welty at National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C. U.S. government collection, public domain (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
How could The New Yorker reject the writer who coined the word concubineapple? And who had the nerve to use that word in her letter of application?

Beats me.

See what other qualifications Ms Welty offered her potential employer at Letters of Note: “How I Would Like to Work for You!”


Image by Billy Hathorn (National Portrait Gallery, public domain.) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons