All You-Know-What Will Break Loose

  The next driver who honks at me while I'm waiting for a pedestrian to get across the street before I turn will find out I'm not so nice a person as I tell people I am. I don't mean I'm going make a rude gesture. I mean that right there in the middle of … Continue reading All You-Know-What Will Break Loose

I Wasn’t a Formula One Fan, But I Own Part of It, So…

Formula One weekend begins today. To commemorate the event, I'm rerunning a post that first appeared at the first Formula One event, in November 2012.  It received oodles of hits as well as some comments that suggested I am not a nice person and that I should get a life. I suspect commenters did not read the … Continue reading I Wasn’t a Formula One Fan, But I Own Part of It, So…

Why I Don’t Step Out of Cars Like Audrey Hepburn Did

For years, I've beaten myself up because I don't step into a car like Audrey Hepburn. You know what I mean--Sabrina getting into Linus' little sports car--sitting down, swinging to her left, bringing torso and legs, knee touching knee,  and stiletto-heeled feet, around, until she faces the windshield and her whole body relaxes on leather upholstery, … Continue reading Why I Don’t Step Out of Cars Like Audrey Hepburn Did