The next driver who honks at me while I’m waiting for a pedestrian to get across the street before I turn will find out I’m not so nice a person as I tell people I am.
I don’t mean I’m going make a rude gesture.
I mean that right there in the middle of the street, I’m going to put my car in Park and get out and drag that driver out of his car, and then all hell will break loose.
And I’ll repeat my performance for the policeman.
And then I’ll go to jail and get out and use the experience as background for my crime fiction. And non-crime fiction. And blog posts.
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