On a quick trip to Missouri, staying in the boonies past the outskirts of Kansas City,
in a possibly no-star hotel, adequate except for its lack of
- elevator, and
- proximity to restaurants without golden arches.
Checked online under Dining.
First thing I saw was the ad at the top of the page: What’s the best cure for toe fungus?
Checked under Bars and Grills.
First establishment listed: Q & R Pest Control.
I kid you not.
Decided the golden arches would do.
Names have been changed or omitted for obvious reasons.