On a quick trip to Missouri, staying in the boonies past the outskirts of Kansas City,
in a possibly no-star hotel, adequate except for its lack of
- elevator, and
- proximity to restaurants without golden arches.
Checked online under Dining.
First thing I saw was the ad at the top of the page: What’s the best cure for toe fungus?
Checked under Bars and Grills.
First establishment listed: Q & R Pest Control.
I kid you not.
Decided the golden arches would do.
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Names have been changed or omitted for obvious reasons.
Kathy Waller 
How about electric plugs? Got any of those?
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Plenty of plugs, and all accessible, no wallowing on floor necessary. Thank goodness.
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😀 love the toe
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Thanks, but I can’t take credit for the toe. I owe that to Getty Images. Considering the key words were “toe fungus,” it was the best choice of all available pictures.
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Perhaps toe fungus is a delicacy in those parts…
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I hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps that also applies to controlled pests.
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